#13) Jason Stackhouse (Portrayed by Ryan Kwanten):
Jason Stackhouse, a lot like Andy Bellefleur, provides most of the comic relief in True Blood. This is comedy that we really, really need after listening to that bitchcunt Sookie whine about Bill's vampire penis or whatever she does. Plus (another reason why he is high on this list), Jason bangs anything with a pulse, which means his character provides us with the honor of staring at a pair of beautiful titties every now and then. I was a little worried for Jason's likability throughout the beginning of Season 2 when he joins the Fellowship of the Sun, a cult (like any religion) against Vampires. But he pulls through in the end, smartens up, and lays the smack down on those religious freaks. There's a war goin' on, and you're either on the dark side or the side of the light. And there ain't no in between.